"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno 

Lots of people ask me the same question. 

Q. If you're psychic why can't you see which numbers will be picked in the lotteries?

A. Most psychic tap into organic energy flow.  Lottery numbers are chosen by an electronic device.  I can't tap into electricity.  The last time I tried I ended up giving myself a fried, dyed and laid to the side afro, yikes!  Sticking your fingers into a light socket can give you quite a jolt - not to mention a major headache.  I won't be doing that again anytime soon!  I'll keep playing my numbers just like the average Joe and hope I win.