“If you’re a real psychic, what am I thinking right now?”

Another question I get when I tell people I’m a psychic. This is usually my cue to screw with people. Yes, many psychic have a well-honed sense of humor and aren’t afraid to use it. Especially when people make themselves such easy targets playing, Stump the Psychic.

Trust me folks as a seasoned second generation psychic it generally turns out bad for you. For example:

Q. If you’re a real psychic what am I thinking right now, come on tell me and I’ll give you this $100 bill. (At this point I take a deep breath.)

A. Okay, I’m thinking you’re thinking that I’m a phony and can’t see that you’re a loser tool who can’t get an erection if a naked Victoria’s Secret model walked by and still lives in his mother’s basement working for Best Buy, with two emails – one for work and one under ImsexyandIknowit@hotmail.com. Am I getting close?

At that point they let out a nervous laugh tell me I’m full of shit and leave. Nine times out of ten I walk away with a crisp, new hundred dollar bill in my jean pocket.

Many people have asked me about my ability and how I came to realize I was psychic.  Here is an article I wrote that might give you some insight entitled Chronicles of a Second Generation Psychic, Part I.  Enjoy!

http://humoroutcasts.com/2011/chronicles-of-a-second-generation-psychic/

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno 

Lots of people ask me the same question. 

Q. If you're psychic why can't you see which numbers will be picked in the lotteries?

A. Most psychic tap into organic energy flow.  Lottery numbers are chosen by an electronic device.  I can't tap into electricity.  The last time I tried I ended up giving myself a fried, dyed and laid to the side afro, yikes!  Sticking your fingers into a light socket can give you quite a jolt - not to mention a major headache.  I won't be doing that again anytime soon!  I'll keep playing my numbers just like the average Joe and hope I win.